Posters advertising Kelly Brook's naked appearance in West End play Calendar Girls have been deemed too raunchy for London Tube passengers, according to every single newspaper in the known universe today.
Following alleged complaints from Transport for London, the advertisers have been asked to enlarge the pictures of the iced buns she is holding to ensure the ad complies with its policies.
Full marks to whoever engineered this story. Not only does it manage to fuse gratuitous pictures of Kelly Brook's cleavage with limitless use of moral outrage (making it OK to show the pictures) but it went national the day before she made her debut in the show. Note: PR does not get much better than this.
Well, her buns aren't *really* to my personal taste. I'm more of a Custard slice man. Regardless - it's a great campaign idea, fab PR for her single & actually quite a shame it's been banned. Boo hiss to TFL! Any idea who the PR behind it is? Credit where it's due & all that.
Posted by: Stu Campbell, Fire PR | Nov 03, 2009 at 14:18
Good shout Jon - more than a whiff of PR about this one. The only real take aways from reading the stories are:
1. Kelly Brook is now in calendar girls.
2. Her breasts are too big to cover with small iced buns.
3. You might see them if you're lucky.
Genuine complaints? Yeah right...
Posted by: Will Sturgeon | Nov 03, 2009 at 14:22
I meant 'show' not 'single' - but you got the drift. All this tit talk obviously threw me off kilter!
Posted by: Stu Campbell, Fire PR | Nov 03, 2009 at 14:49
Her boobs look burnt in the doctored one!
Posted by: Nadia Saint | Nov 03, 2009 at 17:10
What's amusing is the buns look like tits anyway!!!
Posted by: Kelly Brook | Nov 10, 2010 at 20:29