Following hot on the heels of a cheating 59-year-old wife, called Mrs Robinson, comes this headline fodder from the drawer marked 'Seriously? These things just write themselves.'
Kebab yob defended in court by his mum, named Donna
Clearly the Mirror's subs knew there was a great headline there but haven't quite nailed it with their air of 'would you believe it!' incredulity. As further details emerge (was she a small Donna or large Donna for example?) we'll wait to see if anybody comes up with anything better - though feel free to submit your own suggestion below as a comment.
(Hat tip to James Warnette)
They sheek him here, they sheek him there
Posted by: Jimbo | Jan 18, 2010 at 12:22
Donna asks judge to take pitta on kebab lout
Posted by: Chris | Jan 18, 2010 at 12:34
'Yob grilled by police over kebab rage'
Posted by: twitter.com/jwarnette | Jan 18, 2010 at 13:03
Donna Keblabs in Court for Son
Posted by: robbo | Jan 18, 2010 at 14:05
Donna meets kebab boy's criticism
Posted by: Stevo | Jan 18, 2010 at 14:17