I hope no picture editors got crushed in today's tabloid stampede to reprint photographs of a 15-year-old Angelina Jolie dressed "provocatively" to quote one tabloid ('nudge-nudge, wink-wink'). I'll leave you to figure out why they were so keen to adorn their pages with these pics.
From the Express: Angelina Jolie raked in a staggering £13million last year but as these pictures show, she has always looked a million dollars
...er...but she was 15 at the time, where is this going?
From the Daily Mail: Sweet 15 - and Angelina Jolie knew exactly where she was heading...with her sultry brown eyes...
...don't you mean her 15-year-old eyes?
From the Metro: Angelina Jolie's modelling pictures from the age of just 15 have emerged ...showing the starlet in a series of provocative poses and outfits...
...(which we were duty bound to reprint).
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