The Daily Mail Song ...and the nine other best-read MediaBlog posts this week

1. The Daily Mail Song (right)

2. And what did you say your name was...?

3. Why the 'Facebook gives you syphilis' story was so abhorrent

4. How to trick greedy MPs...

5. Sophie Dahl may have her knockers...

6. Spot the difference: Daily Mail goes retro

7. Sun shocker: Facebook gives you... er...syphilis

8. Roger Boyes: Weblebrity

9. Dude! She's, like, 15

10. Gimmick to win it? Telegraph goes crowdsourcing for election hot topics