Danny Dyer's 'smash n' slash' guide to modern courtship

Danny Dyer has caused a right old bloody palaver on the internet, by telling readers of jazz mag Zoo that a jilted geezer should go on the lash and smash anything that moves before slashing his ex's boat race with a blade so no other geezer fancies smashing 'er.

And then, before you can say "I'm fucking West 'Am mate" in an exaggerated cockney brogue, stone the fucking crows it's all kicked off and everyone's right up in his face givin' it all that, grumbling about domestic violence and that.

Now Zoo's only gone and blamed it on a production error, claiming the offensive comments and that should never have been printed, like.

Well that's pretty bloody obvious, you buuuunch of fuckin' muppets.

Now, jog on.

Comments

[William Anderton]

I would love to know what sort of 'production error' leads to this being published...

[Dungeekin]

I hear he's now been appointed as Patron of The Samaritans, in honour of his work on relationship counselling...

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[malcolm]

"production error" - code for "we thought it was funny, but now it's gone tits up (not in a good way) this is the best excuse we can think of".

[Wordsmith_for_Hire]

See also http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/may/06/danny-dyer-zoo-magazine - last par contains a reference to a previous gem of Dyer's advice in which he advocates setting fire to women's pubic hair. Does he still want to claim he he's been misquoted and doesn't support violence against women?