Looking for cocktail inspiration ahead of the sunny Bank Holiday weekend? Well look no further than The Sun:
"TELLY presenter Nick Knowles baked an apple crumble in the nude, [burned] his WILLY on the oven door, then [rubbed] it with butter [and plunged] it into a pint of iced Pimms."
I'll get my glass.
Thankfully, given this complicated story has more twists and turns than a Roman road the Sun's art desk took it upon themselves to bring this hard-to-grasp tale to life with an easily understood graphic, showing us what the scene may have looked like.
Oooooooowwwww! His SEX is on Fire!
The source of this hard-hitting story was Knowles' own Twitter stream. Which is nice. Saves the journo getting out their seat.
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