It's Lohan v Presley in National Enquirer death match

The National Enquirer can always be relied upon to ask the important questions in a tasteful and respectful manner (even if they can't always be relied upon to put a question mark at the end of said question). Today it's whether Lisa-Marie Presley can eat herself to death before jailbird Lindsay Lohan comes a cropper in the slammer. All of a sudden our own celebrity-obsessed tabloids don't seem so shoddy. 

  Hat tip to WebSquirrel for the pic.

Comments

[joeminustalent]

surprisingly enough, that was on the front page of the guardian today.

[Anonymous]

Maybe u should do a story "who will go bankrupt first, enquirer or star" Get a recent unpregnant picture, then well talk. I hope ur bankrupcy comes from her suing ur ass

[Pirate Mafia]

Ahahahah! You have absolutely nothing else to fuck, just criticize people where there is absolutely nothing to say .. You save money by doing it, but you'll lose with the trial .. Too bad. You are idiots. If I was naughty, I'd amuse myself to do the same with you. Except I would not be satisfied to write it only.. Just one thing. Leave Michael Jackson alone, also.