Imagine, if you will, the following recipe for a movie idea: Take a pinch of Love Actually, mix in a dash of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, add a spoonful of tears and then stir it for the rest of your natural life with a stick made of pure awfulness. Then place it in an oven and stare at it, drop jawed, until anybody involved with the UK film industry has been shamed to the very core of their existence.
Hey presto: Love's Kitchen*, starring Gordon Ramsay... (continues)
Hat tip to David Moynihan who suggested a better title for this might be Waiter There's a Shit Film In My Soup. A quick read of IMDB.com informs us that the working title for the movie was No Ordinary Trifle.
Update: It's also just been pointed out that if you look closely at the credits which flash up at the end of the trailer (if you made it that far) they've even managed to spell Gordon Ramsay's name wrong: