Leicester City footballer Paul Gallagher is clearly making good use of the closed season. Yesterday he signed up to Twitter, joining the likes of fellow professionals Rio Ferdinand and Wayne Rooney.
For those footballers who have grown distrustful of the media, Twitter is a great channel to communicate directly with fans and show them the true personality behind professional football's tarnished facade. So what insight into the life of the modern footballer did Gallagher choose to share first with his followers?
And they say all the romance has gone out of the game. Understandably the aforementioned Mrs Gallagher was a little shocked:
(We should probably assume she is talking about Twitter.) But if she was at all worried about what her Mum might think, she needn't have fretted, because her mother - also on Twitter it would seem - found it so funny she retweeted it: