Bought some pasties from a 99p Store? Fed one to your young child? (Really?) Surprised to discover they weren't fresh? (Really, really?) Well even still, it's probably not worth telling the local newspaper. They'll have far bigger stories on the go. It's not like they're going to make it the front page lead.
Oh, what's that you say...
(Hat tips: Willard Foxton and Ian Stewart)
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