The Daily Mail thinks it has spotted the Duchess of Cambridge holding her hands in front of her to 'conceal her baby bump':
Daily Mail, January 2013
"The Duchess appeared to be more self-conscious inside the gallery and was seen holding her hands in front of her apparently trying to conceal her midriff..."
Of course the Mail first thought it spotted Kate's hands moving towards a baby bump a full year before she was actually pregnant...
Daily Mail, November 2011
"The Duchess of Cambridge has fuelled rumours that she may be pregnant by repeatedly touching her stomach during a Royal visit..."
And in fact, it seems she's been doing it for years whether pregnant, maybe pregnant or definitely not pregnant. It's almost like it's just where she puts her hands sometimes. But then 'Duchess has hands, has to put them somewhere' is perhaps not quite so interesting to the Mail:
Kate Middleton: Not pregnant; not pregnant; not pregnant; not pregnant; maybe pregnant (not pregnant); pregnant and trying "to conceal her baby bump". Can you spot the difference?
It's great that this is the most important thing going on in the world to them.
Posted by: Ryan | Jan 12, 2013 at 10:31